tops, tequila, and trannies

apparently thoughtful drunk conversations are more of a summer thing. in the winter, we talk about how cold we are, how we don't want to walk in the snow, how we want to go on vacations, etc. now that we're back in the game, i suppose there is a lot of catching up to do.
i recently rediscovered the joy of having a bottom who really makes the sex good. i was talking to my roommate, a gay male top, about what makes the sex good or bad for him. in my head, he was sticking it in, moving it around, and getting it out. he started talking about how the bottoms words and actions really have an affect on how enjoyable it is for the top. it clicked, and i was like "OH DUH" its the same for lesbians. fucking a bottom who just sits there, no matter how hot she is, SUCKS! i don't care if i can get you off right away, i still won't enjoy it! to all of you bottoms out there; take some pointers. 1) being a bottom does not mean that there is only one position that should be utilized 2) make some noise, don't be ashamed 3) your facial expression says it all, so please try to be sexy 4) seriously, move around some - fight me for it because if i wanted you to be still, i'd tie you down 5) touch me. easy, right? well spread the word because some women (and men i'm sure) just don't get it.
moving on....
so everyone gets different drunk depending on what kind of alcohol they are drinking, right? for me, red wine makes me snuggly drunk, white wine makes me happy drunk, beer makes me "i'm so butch" drunk, vodka makes me drunk drunk, and tequila... well tequila makes me fuck-me-right-now drunk. apparently girls think its funny to buy me shots of patron because as long as they're near me approximately 10 minutes after i take it back, we'll probably hook up. should i be ashamed of this? a new friend recently told me that i shouldn't drink tequila in public. but old friends love me most when i'm jumping the closest hottie. i guess what i'm getting to here is the question of responsibility. is it my own responsibility to censor my liquor intake when i know that it will make me want to fuck right away? and is this really any different from any other homo and the friday night hotspot? until i get in trouble for public indecency, i think that i'm okay.
last but not least, i want to say something to all of the drunken ignorant assholes out there. when you are at gay night, and see someone who appears to have a sex and gender identity that don't necessarily match up, don't be rude. we're all a part of the same community so stop drinking, go home, educate yourself, then maybe we'll talk. or maybe i'll kick you in the balls. either way, go home.